🚀 Our newest Kickstarter just launched: the Vegeterribles Travel Mug. Yes, that’s right—dangerous, mildly unhinged plants wrapped around a porcelain mug you can actually drink out of. Perfect for your commute, your office, or anywhere you need caffeine and a reminder that things could always be weirder. Quick refresher if you’re new to Kickstarter: you back the project now, we make the mugs, and they ship later. Think “pre-order,” but with more anticipation and fewer corporate overlords. Estima
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🚀 Our newest Kickstarter just launched: the Vegeterribles Travel Mug. Yes, that’s right—dangerous, mildly unhinged plants wrapped around a porcelain mug you can actually drink out of. Perfect for your commute, your office, or anywhere you need caffeine and a reminder that things could always be weirder. Quick refresher if you’re new to Kickstarter: you back the project now, we make the mugs, and they ship later. Think “pre-order,” but with more anticipation and fewer corporate overlords. Estima
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You asked. We caved. You better like it. Don finally designed melamine dinnerware. Meet the Critters collection: blue-and-white Tree-of-Life chaos, teeming with whimsical creatures you didn’t know you needed staring back at you while you eat. Made from durable melamine, these plates and bowls are practically unbreakable—perfect for kids, clumsy adults, and the occasional visiting primate. Great for poolside, picnics, playrooms, cabins, and anywhere you don’t want to cry over shattered pottery. D
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You asked. We caved. You better like it. Don finally designed melamine dinnerware. Meet the Critters collection: blue-and-white Tree-of-Life chaos, teeming with whimsical creatures you didn’t know you needed staring back at you while you eat. Made from durable melamine, these plates and bowls are practically unbreakable—perfect for kids, clumsy adults, and the occasional visiting primate. Great for poolside, picnics, playrooms, cabins, and anywhere you don’t want to cry over shattered pottery. D
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We love seeing our customers turn a calamity into a work of art! Kintsugi is the Japanese art of putting broken pottery pieces back together with gold — built on the idea that in embracing flaws and imperfections, you can create an even stronger, more beautiful piece of art. We think @alysania did just that with this kintsugi-enhanced Vexations plate. | Calamityware
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We love seeing our customers turn a calamity into a work of art! Kintsugi is the Japanese art of putting broken pottery pieces back together with gold — built on the idea that in embracing flaws and imperfections, you can create an even stronger, more beautiful piece of art. We think @alysania did just that with this kintsugi-enhanced Vexations plate. | Calamityware
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Finally…a bowl big enough to handle real life. Salad for six? Popcorn for movie night? A box of cereal because someone said something rude today? Check, check, and check. Decorated with trolls, goblins, Darwin, and a couple of cats, because we believe kitchen items should be mildly unhinged too. | Calamityware
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Finally…a bowl big enough to handle real life. Salad for six? Popcorn for movie night? A box of cereal because someone said something rude today? Check, check, and check. Decorated with trolls, goblins, Darwin, and a couple of cats, because we believe kitchen items should be mildly unhinged too. | Calamityware
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This year’s office party has a tree, a robot, a snowman, and at least one unexplained abduction. Typical. | Calamityware
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At this point it’s basically a vitamin with delusions of grandeur. #thingscouldbeworse | Calamityware
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When a witch and Sasquatch agree on a mug, you know it’s good. Creature Comfort mugs: beautiful at first glance, crawling with bugs, bats, and beasts once you look closer. Perfect for disguising your morning sludge as “coffee.” | Calamityware
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When a witch and Sasquatch agree on a mug, you know it’s good. Creature Comfort mugs: beautiful at first glance, crawling with bugs, bats, and beasts once you look closer. Perfect for disguising your morning sludge as “coffee.” | Calamityware
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Some mornings call for ice cream instead of coffee. Because if the day’s already a mess, why not start it with a sundae? Pro tip: Our 20 oz mug fits a pint of your favorite ice cream 🍨 | Calamityware
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Make your future estate sale legendary. Strangers should leave whispering, “Who was this person… and where did they get all this excellent nonsense?” | Calamityware
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Today’s Small Business Saturday, and we’re feeling a little sentimental. What started as one weird idea for one weird plate somehow turned into… this. A decade later, we’re still here making things you didn’t know you needed and probably can’t explain to your family. Thanks for supporting a small business made up of real humans, odd ideas, and over ten years of figuring it out as we go.💙 | Calamityware
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Even aliens know… things could be worse. 🛸 Shop the bowl before the mothership comes back for it. | Calamityware
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Common sense is the real endangered species. 🦕 | Calamityware
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What Is Calamityware? A Whimsical Spin On Blue Willow Pottery!
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We’ve started reading some of our favorite reviews out loud because honestly…they make our day. This one’s for the new Calamityware Cat Earrings. People love the quality, the cuteness, the backings, all of it. 🐈‍⬛ Keep leaving reviews! We’re a small team, and we really do share them around. This time of year gets a little chaotic, so your kind words help balance out the caffeine and panic. ☕❤️ | Calamityware
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Lights off, blanket on. Brain: “Here’s a 47-chapter recap of every awkward interaction since 3rd grade.” | Calamityware
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Behind every weird plate and snarky email is a real human—actually, a very small team of them. Calamityware isn’t run by robots, corporate execs, or aliens (as far as we know). It’s just a small handful of humans who like naps, bad jokes, and making things that make you laugh. So, we figured it’s time you meet the crew. Over the next few weeks, we’ll introduce you to the folks behind the scenes. 👋 Meet Lynnette and Jack Yes, they’re married. Yes, they work together. And no, they haven’t strangl
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📣$20 Off Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket 🕰️ One of our most under-appreciated products has to be our Time-Travel Bloopers Throw blanket. We can’t figure out why. You’ve see this thing, right? The design is an homage to traditional textiles (quilting, needlepoint, and embroidery) featuring Abe Lincolns, vikings, mammoths and space ships, a hint of vintage video games, and many more surprises—like the exact time lightning strikes the clock tower to get Marty back to the future (not pictured).
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Kitchen Witch season is in full swing. Lynnette made a casserole and somehow didn’t burn the house down…proof the products works. 🧙‍♀️🔥 Shop the collection on the site before your next culinary curse. | Calamityware
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Critters Melamine Dinnerware—Now on Kickstarter! Melamine is here! Some of you were skeptical (we see you, “Ew, no thank you” crowd), but plenty of you wanted nearly indestructible Calamityware. So, we listened. Our Critters Melamine Dinnerware collection is officially live on Kickstarter! This new line includes: 🍽️ Dinner plates 🍽️ Small plates 🥣 Bowls 🥤 Tumblers Each comes in a box of four (same design per box), so you can fully embrace the chaos. Why indestructible? Because: ✔️ Gravity is
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